Tired of being screwed by “The Man”? Has studying philosophy and French at your four-year liberal arts school left you physically incapble of starting a violent riot? Do you still naively believe that peaceful protests could affect change in a democratically elected government? Well, you’re in luck! With “Occupy Wall Street” in full swing and similar protests popping up in cities all over the world, you can start protesting the world’s injustices TODAY. But first here are a few pointers to get you in and out intact.