Do you have too much time on your hands? Is Facebook just not effective enough for communicating to your friends and loved ones the mundane details of your day to day existence? Worse: are many of the thoughts jumbling around in you noggin, dare we say it, boring? You need the Social Vacuum! It sucks up all the pointlesness that tumbles out of your life so that you needn’t bother having it cluttering up your thoughts and conversations. Certainly no one can deny: Twitter sure does suck.